He Said, She Said

He Said, She Said

He Knows MeWhile I was looking at my phone...Phil: Whatcha doing?Andrew: She's probably bloggin'.Flawed LogicI pulled in the driveway at 5:00 and it was dark out, to find the boys playing in the backyard...Me: What are you guys doing out here in the dark?John-Paul: Well, we like being outside, and the kids at school say I'm a little pale, so I'm trying to be a little not pale.Every Party Needs OneWhen we walked into that party with all the Portuguese family members...Phil: (whispers to me) Well, I guess we're the token white family.I Never Would Have Guessed ;)Me: Nice hat, Xander!

"I did it myself!"
Not Taking Any of My CrapMaggie: Xander has a poop!Me: Xander, do you have a poop?Xander: Yes, but you can't say "Eeeww".
My Sensitive Soul
Me: Guys, who wants to go to Thanksgiving Parade with Gammy and Grandpa?
Kids: Me! I do! Oooh, me!
Andrew: Well, I do want to go, but I feel bad that you will have to miss us.
Who are "They" Anyway?While eating lunch together at work...

Phil: This lettuce is pretty good (it was Boston lettuce, a new kind for us).Me: Yeah, they say the greener it is, the healthier it is.Phil: "They" being the Green Veggie Growers of America.He Knows His SisterPhil and I hugging...Eamon: If Maggie was here, she would say "I want to get in the middle of that."Not the Family Secret KeeperAfter showing Andrew this picture of Xander:
Andrew: Why do you always take pictures from the toilet?A Short and Amusing Story, Otherwise Known As...While watching Hostages:Me: I think they are trying to poison him and then find the anecdote.Phil: The what?Me: You know, the anecdote, the thing that will fight off the poison.Phil: I don't think that means what you think it means.Phil Begins to GrayXander comes in crying...Xander: Maggie kissed me!Phil: Maggie, stop kissing your brother if he doesn't like it.Maggie: I can't help it! I tell my brain not to do it, but I can't stop my body!Phil: Well you'd better get this under control before your teenage years.
Hot Mama
After catching a horrifying glimpse of myself on the way to bed last night...


Me: Phil, Did you ever imagine you would get so lucky?
Eamon ScissorhandsMagician: Eamon, cut the rope.Eamon: I don't have any scissors. Magician: Use your magical finger scissors.(Eamon cuts rope with his fingers)Magician: Now be careful when you go to the bathroom.
(linking up with Rosie!)